After stealing the show at the Brit Awards, husky gipsy-dressing nu-blues sex symbol Amy Winehouse has taken home first place, as a potato impersonator.
This fetching sculpture won the annual Starchy Gallery prize, a Dulwich-based contest to create celebrity models from spuds.
Also on display was scary-haired comedy mockney Russell Brand. Insiders tell Fruit Loop that, after Starchy, Tussauds can only be weeks away.