Winehouse is tatty

After stealing the show at the Brit Awards, husky gipsy-dressing nu-blues sex symbol Amy Winehouse has taken home first place, as a potato impersonator.

This fetching sculpture won the annual Starchy Gallery prize, a Dulwich-based contest to create celebrity models from spuds.

Also on display was scary-haired comedy mockney Russell Brand. Insiders tell Fruit Loop that, after Starchy, Tussauds can only be weeks away.

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