And there’s me thinking all you lot think about is fruit and vegetables, when you prove me wrong by making this week’s freshinfo poll the most popular since polls (well our polls anyway) began.

Taxing questions on issues such as polytunnels, pesticides or politics have never had you reaching for the mouse in such numbers as this week’s all-important “who’s going to win the World Cup?”. At least we know where we stand now! Quite ludicrously, a third of you believe Brazil will win, I’m not sure what basis there is for that - when have they ever won anything in the past?

In between worrying about the freshinfo poll and Rooney’s metatarsal though, you may also have noticed that a largely unknown shadow cabinet minister has tried to increase his profile this week by indulging in another popular sport - polytunnel pasting.

Bill Wiggin - wasn’t he a dodgy country singer back in the eighties? - hasn’t even eaten strawberries for four years, yet he is quoted as being an authority on the home-grown crop’s supposed tastelessness. He wades into polytunnels because they threaten house prices in his area, but was unable to back his glory-hunting claims up on national radio.

I hope he’s backing Brazil in the world cup too. Me, I got England in the FPJ sweepstake. Come on, let’s get it started.